- - THE CLASSIFIEDS

Male seeking male! Just kidding, but we know that all of you are needy ass people, so we made this here board for you, cause we love you, like cookies and broccoli. But seriously, do you need a twin, lover or bastard child? Come here and ask for it, there's bound to be somebody out there willing to make it for you. Ask and thou shalt receive. That would be our motto here, if ours weren't already so epic.